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kptnSingh MORAF 11 years 10 months ago #146671
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A Sikh walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks andneeds to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" Kpn Singh replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?" Congatulations mate. 
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kptnSingh MORAF 11 years 10 months ago #146672
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Congrats Kptn. Well deserved hard earned honor! Wish it would have given it without you having to leave.
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.kptnSingh MORAF 11 years 10 months ago #146678
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ok red barroness style here
 @ronnie lol. That was a real sardar joke  @kpt singh . U know sardar jokes and rajnikant jokes are very famous in india. CONGRATZ DUDE !! 
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kptnSingh MORAF 11 years 10 months ago #146700
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Kptn wish i could have been there to see it! Welcome to the club! Now you even more of a target to the lower ranks!
 CONGRATS MY FRIEND! Well done Kptn! 
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kptnSingh MORAF 11 years 10 months ago #146729
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Nice work kptnsingh
someones stolen my truck!!! they left a note.fight and we will give you your truck back.so here i am ready to fight!!!one problem they never said how long.
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kptnSingh MORAF 11 years 10 months ago #146795
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Thanks to all who are here
Especially ronnie for the laughs My new zebra plane is capable of making transatlantic flight so i wont Have to pay even the 15 bux It does remind me of a time when i used to hitchhike rides to n fro airport on A hotel shuttle down the street from my work. So im inviting you all to my special cajun styled traditional sikh thanksgiving dinner Whole fried turkey Beef/cow curry (goats kinda expensve rite now :/ Mashed potatoes n desi ghee gravy Fried okra Shrimp pakora Lettuce free salad Saag with frog legs Corn bread Fruit salad Potato samosa Mango lassi Jalebi Thumbs up Warm Tap water I wish to Thank the good lord waheguru for finally giving me the moraf position It only took like four years :/ Waitt a minute Why is this thread in aircraft? Cuz its an aircraft based game kptn Ohhhhhhhhhh makes sense  
this is how i fly !!! 
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kptnSingh MORAF 11 years 10 months ago #146866
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Opps that's my fault, I was so excited that you made MORAF that I just posted 
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kptnSingh MORAF 11 years 10 months ago #146885
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Told you mate, 12 hours tops...
A Big gratzzzzzz “It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.”
Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
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kptnSingh MORAF 11 years 10 months ago #146888
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wudddaa been 2 hours if it wasnt for u poppin up as red in every game on every server And hammer dont worry about it I dont think this thread wudda bin able to compete with Drs NOT politics thread on gossip 
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kptnSingh MORAF 11 years 10 months ago #146928
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Capital achievement singhstar ! , It's always Been a pleasure to play dogfight with you take care and keep climbing the ranks mate
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kptnSingh MORAF 11 years 10 months ago #146946
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oay paji, menu to lassi leau
eek bada gilas bhar ke dena it means : i'll have lassi in a big glass ummm. ITS WAY MORE CATCHY IN OUR LANGUAGE
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