Can you hold my bag of spawnkiller for me while we go through airport security. I will get it from you when we land after customs. Don't worry they only check you if you look suspicious. Just be cool. Beeeeeee coooooool. Thanks Swop. If they ask just say its oregano.

... Ya All got Mrs Dent laughing hard too.... I think she tinkled and needs to go change.....LMAO....

That's what this thread was intended for....

Glad you liked my "Not Gonna Do It" video. that TRULY is what made it funny.

as well as the two other videos. hahahahaha

I was standing infront of the mirrior with my zipper down, pulled my side pockets out! Say hi to the elephant!




Edit: funnier with spawnkill!

Man that was funny.

doughens wrote:

Man that was funny.

Great thanks for nothing!!!
Just wasted good spawnkill to watch that! (not laughing)

Just messing Dana was funny back in the day.

Trone187 wrote: Have you been using the following listed
-Spawn killer
-Spawn killing
Scientists from the Looney Crop. have proven that these drugs will cause enhanced drowsiness and frustration in serious conditions Rage quit. lf you have been using these drugs and have experienced these symptoms please call
1800-477-drug Mods
They can settle your case easy with no money charge

Help stop rage quit now

P.S. just don't tell the company that spawnkilling is awesome and I have unlocked new meanings they will fire me

Great Videos Swop


I don't always post on the forum but I enjoy reading the threads, looking at pictures and watching videos and after a long hard day of work or on weekends I like sitting back and reading some funny threads like this. It kind of takes the stress and tension away.
So thanks Dent, Blue Max, Brian, Swop and all who posted here. By the way, I really miss Sir Uncle Paul he always posted some good stuff.

JUST SAY NO TO SPAWNKILL ...............Tank spawn kill is where its at!!!! GROOOOOOVY

Jack,

Just like GWB, Sr. says.......

Nut gonna dew it

nat gana

nat gana

not gonna do it

(look at Dana Carvey immitation) hahahahaha

I have to Confess on my way to deliver the bomb I usually get very nervous so I smoke some joints of spawnkill to calm me down. Its hard to target those hangers (keep this a secret dont tell any falcon)

Masuruli wrote: I have to Confess on my way to deliver the bomb I usually get very nervous so I smoke some joints of spawnkill to calm me down. Its hard to target those hangers (keep this a secret dont tell any falcon)

To Late.

Say no to spawnkill...

Iam a serial killer too I killed Tony lucky charms and that silly rabbit this week lol

Its true spawnkilling has many side effect,
Spawning from a toilet leaves ring, these ring remain then transfered to your under pants, if lasting more than 4 hours please see your primary care. Emergency room are not alfetted for these sercumbstances.
Yes it also can go like a fungus along side of your plant sometimes even becoming more potent.
Also i usually purchase my spawning from the canadian pharmacies, not for sale in the democratic state of california or colorado.
Stay thirsty me friends---- spawn freely

Hello, My name is McFate.

I am a spawn killer.

It's been 2 months since I last spawn killed. Well, that's only if you don't count coming in with a bomb or the last minute of a zep game or the occasional ~~~~~~~°°°°°°°~~~~~~~~.

Okay! Fine! You got me! But it was really only with the best intentions and it was justifiable! But you know? It really didn't do it for me. Just never can compare to the first time....

Back when I was a noob an I'd just got shot down 4-5 Times before I could make my first turn! I was so green I didn't know brakes would protect me or that dropping my bomb could provide such a rush! Anyway, I respawned right behind a red tag that said M.O.M. at the top!
I took off right behind it and the spraying and praying worked! My prayers were answered! The chat said that I had just shot down some mean S.O.B. M.O.M!!!!

I was hooked! I didn't care what it took to get there. Shoot me down! Shoot me down again! I just want to spawn behind one of those Mothers again!


I know now that under that M.O.M. tag is another human being just trying to get through another dogfight as best they can. They may even be struggling not to reach for a fix of spawnkiller just like me. Even if they fall to the temptation I will hold my head up and look back on these last two months for as an example of how I can persevere and resist!


Unless of course it's that moustache S.O.B!!!!!!

looks like i missed the spawn kill party again..... bummer..... oh well maybe next time.....

No fuss, No frills, just plain lovely Spwankill.

Spwankill when you want to be yuorself for a while.

Seeing that I am a moderator. I cannot spawn kill unless I am in a game by myself... (Can't have anyone watching).....Prolly why I was never good at it...

The new fad is spawnkilling yourself. Alone on take off drop bomb and boom!!!!! Instant euphoria. Mc Fate was right it does feel good to SK a MOM

Mix lagging with Spawnkilling and them throw in some teamkilling....OHHHH MY Toxic Tea.... You wont see straight for 3 days. You'll be walking around with your arms out making airplane and machine gun noises Thinking your living in the 70's... You'll have to go see a doctor about an over active, long lasting er$Ct!0N.....

dentinhead wrote: Mix lagging with Spawnkilling and them throw in some teamkilling....OHHHH MY Toxic Tea.... You wont see straight for 3 days. You'll be walking around with your arms out making airplane and machine gun noises Thinking your living in the 70's... You'll have to go see a doctor about an over active, long lasting er$Ct!0N.....

Man don't say that!

It's going to run the market up, we won't be able to afford SpawnKilling!!

Edit: no over active, long last from SpawnKilling.

(Edit)Edit: may cause similar effects as jumping in cold water.

No Brian you just slap it around a little and the swelling will go down on its own... But it doesn't go down with in 4 hrs you may want to see a doctor.....JUST NOT THIS ONE....

Dent that mix sounds like lakupiipu

bellsaj wrote: Dent that mix sounds like lakupiipu

I just got a chance to watch this........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMAO.....
How the heck did you get richyroo to stand infront of a camera. (Joke richy )....... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Looks like family at Dent's house.....

Edit: He's definitely On Spawnkill....musta had some in the pipe...

Ok this thread is about legalizing spawnkiller well if it's not then I hope the mods aren't after us

Most of our mods grow their own spawnkiller.

Its true i usually sneak over to the generals house peek into his barn to check the growth, if nothing else ill take his four wheeler for a ride over to Dents place,if i spot hihs red dress on the outside hangers then i know 4 sure his plants are ready for the picking... darn i forgot the papers

hiya my two cents.Let them take off and turn, in most cases. (Those cases are when I'm soo close to bombing lool)