for all new people to the game. there are many approaches to play this game.
the main objective is to have fun and not get shot down, 1 of the most popular
techniques for not getting shot down often, is to fly very straight and level
because most players when firing,ie,wig,parrothead,BigTex,---J---, Mansfield ,flyingmuck.
can't shoot straight and tend to spray bullets everywhere... you're fine bye flying straight
you can fly right past the old coots. in the unlikely Avent 1 of these players gets behind you
simply type in you're going the wrong way, and they will turn around. then you can turn and shoot them.
and as with any game there are some characters in the game that or put here merely
to help you build points and Rank... they are very easy to shoot down and add a comic relief
to the game... they are easily identified by the large letters over there plane. most players here affectionately
just call them MOM... I sincerely hope this helps you enjoy the game to its fullest
and always remember if it says mom shoot it... it's easy money.
you know this is all true... after all I am a doctor.

Oi! Behave yourself

Lo.......

I CANNNOT STOP LAUGHING!!!

I for one am shooting all MOM's.. They are easy money..

Remember ScheiBe Kopf is your friend... He usually is flying the wrong way...

also before I forget there is a second group that are strictly for comic relief and will surely bring a smile
they are called Falcons , when you shoot somebody you hear a little dink sound. But when shoot a Falcon
You hear a CLUCK like a chicken... and when you shoot them down, you dont see smoke and flames,
You see feathers,,, feathers flying everywhere... Its really funny to see.

HAHAHAHAHA It's time to go change my adult diaper

...amazing how good comedy is always touched with truth!

MOMs. You got us pegged. But I take exception to the feather comment! Falcons aren't the only ones with feathers you know! Wig sits on a pillow for the ugly case of roids and SPUT can't see over the stick without his.

Parrots go without saying

Dr Dave how dare you
very funny lmfao

Not to pick on MOMs further but it's really easy aiming, just start your bullet stream dead center in the O in MOM and drop straight downward!

dam are secret is out

Dr Dave wrote: for all new people to the game. there are many approaches to play this game.
the main objective is to have fun and not get shot down, 1 of the most popular
techniques for not getting shot down often, is to fly very straight and level
because most players when firing,ie,wig,parrothead,BigTex,---J---, Mansfield ,flyingmuck.
can't shoot straight and tend to spray bullets everywhere... you're fine bye flying straight
you can fly right past the old coots. in the unlikely Avent 1 of these players gets behind you
simply type in you're going the wrong way, and they will turn around. then you can turn and shoot them.
and as with any game there are some characters in the game that or put here merely
to help you build points and Rank... they are very easy to shoot down and add a comic relief
to the game... they are easily identified by the large letters over there plane. most players here affectionately
just call them MOM... I sincerely hope this helps you enjoy the game to its fullest
and always remember if it says mom shoot it... it's easy money.
you know this is all true... after all I am a doctor.

CAUTION! CAUTION! CAUTION! CAUTION!
PLEASE SEEK SECOND OPINION! (DR. DAVE IS THE DIMMEST BULB AT WALMART!!!


They don't call him "Dr. Toe-Tag" for nothing.

Well ave at least we don't bark like dogs and falcons and malt everywhere!!

Freakin hilariuos! Thanks doc! I needed that! I haven't laughed so hard since when I flew witha newbie called "my balls"
Everything was " don't shoot my balls" etc etc very moronic freshman humor but much needed for releif from the grind
All the best,
Aces

Lol!!!! Wow I'm still crying from it! Nice one!

it appears my postings have ruffled someone's feathers and may have upset someone mommy.
there is a third squad of interest, you know them when they're shocked by the bullets whizzing by there canopys
you'll notice the tell Wings will tuck under the plane landing gear and they will fly off screaming like a puppy
they go by war dogs but rarely come off the porch. so don't give them a second thought in a attempt not too
draw attention to themselves they won't shoot. really you can trust me... I am a doctor.

Dr Dave.....MOMmy wants you, come home to MOMmy, MOMmy has some cake for you.

Now wait just a minute! No cake until he washes his hands & other extremities. We know where they have been.

Dr. Dave's Doctor Cubicle & Chicken House (aisle 9 near dog food)
Motto: It's finger lickin' good! Recommended by DENT.**********

....and the hits just keep on coming....

It's in code. To decipher hints: Mirror. Head-stand. Rotate slowly 3 times counter-clockwise. Below Equator? Same instructions except for mirror, head-stand, & rotation.

As I often find myself going the wrong way, I'd probably be the first to believe you.

All I remember is the Seinfeld episode were Kramer got the wrong personalized license plates. We need to get one for dr.daves plane. The assman. Lol . Always like it when he is in game. Funny fellow. Good player

Manfred wrote: Not to pick on MOMs further but it's really easy aiming, just start your bullet stream dead center in the O in MOM and drop straight downward!

Hey Manfred it really works thanks for the tip.

We could make fun of enigma! But then slender would ban us all. He he ,dont hurt me your all high adminesss!!!

you should also understand when you come across a player going under the banner enigma. these people are confused
they sometimes believe they are good pilots, but rarely get off the ground, against these players flying straight and level will not work
if you want to shoot 1 down you have to shoot towards the ground they spend a lot of time there or sitting on the carriers fishing, I've been treating most of these people for years, some have come a long way but when they get off their meds,,, watch out!!! they go absolutely crazy, god help you if they spawn behind you. now don't worry they can't shoot you down or anything because we will only let them load with or blanks if giving live ammo they'd shoot off their foot. 1 in particular seems to have a superiority complex ,but he can be easily picked out of the crowd by his strapless red dress and purple stiletto heels. if you ever fly with 1 on your team and things start hitting your windshield that just means they spilled their medication and you may want to stop and pick it up, after all they will be needing it, and it is strictly forbidden to feed them M&Ms....they get them confused with their regular medications. other than that they're pretty much harmless just shoot them down and have a good time...


side note; this is a very difficult squad name to pick on. I did my best hope you like it, and I mean no disrespect to any of this squadrons members. Thnx Doc.

Best time to shoot me down is right after i finish my coffee. I get the shakes so bad u have nothing to worry about lol i can't hit squat! Good post dave! Lol

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

Dr Dave wrote: for all new people to the game. there are many approaches to play this game.
the main objective is to have fun and not get shot down, 1 of the most popular
techniques for not getting shot down often, is to fly very straight and level
because most players when firing,ie,wig,parrothead,BigTex,---J---, Mansfield ,flyingmuck.
can't shoot straight and tend to spray bullets everywhere... you're fine bye flying straight
you can fly right past the old coots. in the unlikely Avent 1 of these players gets behind you
simply type in you're going the wrong way, and they will turn around. then you can turn and shoot them.
and as with any game there are some characters in the game that or put here merely
to help you build points and Rank... they are very easy to shoot down and add a comic relief
to the game... they are easily identified by the large letters over there plane. most players here affectionately
just call them MOM... I sincerely hope this helps you enjoy the game to its fullest
and always remember if it says mom shoot it... it's easy money.
you know this is all true... after all I am a doctor.

CAUTION! CAUTION! CAUTION! CAUTION!
PLEASE SEEK SECOND OPINION! (DR. DAVE IS THE DIMMEST BULB AT WALMART!!!

They don't call him "Dr. Toe-Tag" for nothing.

That reminds me of the friendly greeters at Walmart. Does anyone else hate them? THEY R SO CREEPY!!!!

The striker16 wrote: That reminds me of the friendly greeters at Walmart. Does anyone else hate them? THEY R SO CREEPY!!!!

Be nice now. That's my dream job.

Your on a roll Dr Dave !! Great stuff