Slender, I have no clue what you said! I'm more confused now than I was before you replied. Paul, I agree.... Slender must have been snorting your crushed pills or something. They have groups for that slender.... It's called MOM!

Sorry NLR... Every MOM is required by our rule #6 to mock all other pilots. Sput... Keep it up, you are below your quota.
We are also required to "bring it", however in our old age, we are unaware of what this means. We have to use our young prodigy leader Sput as a translator. (the real reason we started the prodigy program) So as soon as we figure out what you just said, concider " It Brought" ( Sput, did I say that right?)

420... I think you just had a bad case of the munchies... Have a snickers... Your not yourself when your hungry.

Trigger wrote: Slender, I have no clue what you said! I'm more confused now than I was before you replied. Paul, I agree.... Slender must have been snorting your crushed pills or something. They have groups for that slender.... It's called MOM!

It wasn't Slenderman, he was quoting "Management". Slim is too smart to take things that are not good for you.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

Trigger wrote: Slender, I have no clue what you said! I'm more confused now than I was before you replied. Paul, I agree.... Slender must have been snorting your crushed pills or something. They have groups for that slender.... It's called MOM!

It wasn't Slenderman, he was quoting "Management". Slim is too smart to take things that are not good for you.

Then why is he so "meth skinny"? Further more, why is he wearing a cat girl costume with a handful of ping pong balls, standing outside of front door singing Air Supply at the top of his lungs?

guys really bring this n bring that - this aint the mma? so be nice n settle it in the skies. oh and both you guys have good squads we all know it but for example the falcons do not start fights, we sit we wait and we strike our prey fast and clean. it doesnt matter if its a squad member or not, a target is a target plain and simple. so i urge you all to ahem.....keep still while im aiming. t(you all move way too fast) thanks lol

I still have no idea what everyone is talking about. What am I supposed to be bringing, cake? What the heck is mma? New spelling for momma? While I agree that everyone is moving too fast for me to shoot them, I would like to be able to actually play the game at all. Someone named "server" has eaten all of my share of the cake, is now full, and wants me to try again later. I come back in 2 minutes, exactly as asked, and he tells me the same frickin thing. What the heck does that mean? Now I can't even bring the cake, although I have already promised, "it brought" and Mr. Server has decieded I don't get to play anymore. AND WHY ARE THERE KIDS PLAYING IN MY YARD? Don't they know blue fescue is not tolerent of heavy foot traffic? That's it, I'm going to keep their ball. It is now mine. Maybe I can bring the ball? Sput, does that still work? I'm going to have to go to the local library, look up books on "bringing it" with the Dewey decimal system. My wife now says I can't drink milk, that I need to drink some soy crap that tastes like crap. How do you milk a bean? All these young whippersnappers and their shenanigans, telling me i've been doing it wrong my whole life. I need a nap.

Answer to "Serverfull" under "Support" thread.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Answer to "Serverfull" under "Support" thread.

And now, apparently, we are discussing types of yarn. I am so lost

We just want squad wars

and i like the ww1 theam even with the tanks and carriers

Luna6 wrote:

Slenderman wrote:

isaactheman wrote: Anyone (mods, Zuperman, etc...) have any news on squad wars, like, how much more money is needed for it, or if it's been canceled/postponed/whatever?


It's driving me ( and probably others ) CRAZY!!!

Alright gents & lasses -- here's your quick hint:

After much development, the team had one big question. "Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like in relation to Dogfight?"

Once we figure that out, it'll be released.

Perhaps once everyone decides and to take as far as they and you do look down to Dogfight gameplay. Because not everyone here would get it the first time around. You know what I'm saying, Slendy?

That's exactly what myself & Manfred were thinking. I mean once you break it down you're wondering "Okay, with the extra developments implemented -- will anyone really decided as to even go that far in wanting to do to look more like so?"

The answer is obvious, I mean -- we’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.

Trigger wrote:

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

Trigger wrote: Slender, I have no clue what you said! I'm more confused now than I was before you replied. Paul, I agree.... Slender must have been snorting your crushed pills or something. They have groups for that slender.... It's called MOM!

It wasn't Slenderman, he was quoting "Management". Slim is too smart to take things that are not good for you.

Then why is he so "meth skinny"? Further more, why is he wearing a cat girl costume with a handful of ping pong balls, standing outside of front door singing Air Supply at the top of his lungs?

I'm pretty sure a medical professional wouldn't dabble around with prescription pain killers & opiates.

Trigger wrote: I still have no idea what everyone is talking about. What am I supposed to be bringing, cake? What the heck is mma? New spelling for momma? While I agree that everyone is moving too fast for me to shoot them, I would like to be able to actually play the game at all. Someone named "server" has eaten all of my share of the cake, is now full, and wants me to try again later. I come back in 2 minutes, exactly as asked, and he tells me the same frickin thing. What the heck does that mean? Now I can't even bring the cake, although I have already promised, "it brought" and Mr. Server has decieded I don't get to play anymore. AND WHY ARE THERE KIDS PLAYING IN MY YARD? Don't they know blue fescue is not tolerent of heavy foot traffic? That's it, I'm going to keep their ball. It is now mine. Maybe I can bring the ball? Sput, does that still work? I'm going to have to go to the local library, look up books on "bringing it" with the Dewey decimal system. My wife now says I can't drink milk, that I need to drink some soy crap that tastes like crap. How do you milk a bean? All these young whippersnappers and their shenanigans, telling me i've been doing it wrong my whole life. I need a nap.

I will translate for you trigger ......do you remember the 70's? a tv show in black and white called the adams familly? they had a carachter called cousin "it" (a strange 5ft mop - like being) and they want you to bring "it" ..... i guess there will be a party, maybe some cake and possibly a few games of (bomb the) bridge for the old timers. i guess they were handing out invites. does that clear it up trig?

Trigger I love 'ya...very funny!

420...just love 'ya.

Slender, in my work I often have to translate the analysis of my foreign engineering teams. I have never once thought to just pass it along...I think you have given me the inspiration to do this!

As far as the cryptic message from the development team, just keep DF the way it is and change the login UI. Create a separate squad wars button (like multiplayer) and have a holding area for the different squads. Once enough enter on two sides then give them total access to a game (no access from the multiplayer option). Don't change any of the game modes except for DF mode (still want teams). But, if this is too hard then just don't provide DF mode in squad wars. Believe me...the squads will quickly make-up their own rules.

And, oh by the way, if you are smart you will charge for the squad war option. I prefer you not, however.

Then why are " medical professionals" arrested daily for writing their own prescriptions?

And you really need to get off my front porch. It has been like two hours of you screaming "making love out of nothing at all" while sweating through that bat girl get-up. Your mascara is running, and what you did with those ping pong balls was disgusting and scared the neighbors little kids. Great, you just switched to "total eclipse of the heart"..... I'm going to go get my Glock

Let me get this straight slender...the development team is Sarah Palin and you are Katie Couric...so this all falls under the umbrella of job creation?

He trigger that's my ball.
Must of fallen out of my plane

This is how NLR BRINGS IT....





AND This is how MOM Brings it...





See you punks in the skies....

Looks like you have it wrong. The glove says "GRANDMA"!

Get off my lawn!

Trigger wrote: Then why are " medical professionals" arrested daily for writing their own prescriptions?

And you really need to get off my front porch. It has been like two hours of you screaming "making love out of nothing at all" while sweating through that bat girl get-up. Your mascara is running, and what you did with those ping pong balls was disgusting and scared the neighbors little kids. Great, you just switched to "total eclipse of the heart"..... I'm going to go get my Glock

Well, we wouldn't call them "professional" then, would we? Such medical personel are frauds.

Stop trying to make conflict, keyboard warrior. Literally no one said or did anything to offend you. I hope your Glock's rounds can travel through the various fiberoptic cables under the ocean -- because it isn't going to do much to me on this end.

Calm down.

Trigger... the one that flew over the cuckoo's nest

hansone wrote: Get off my lawn!

Mom lets go Pegasus hunting!!

Calm down SPUT! Go wash AGNES! You are a prodigy, you have no say...(smiley thingy)

Squad wars YES!!!! just the way it is now. Enigma will bring the pain

panzer103 wrote: Squad wars YES!!!! just the way it is now. Enigma will bring the pain

are you sure? i thought mom brung the pain.....they all have arthritis and dodgy hips etc - dont fret tho - they also have meds to ease the pain.

Slenderman wrote:

Trigger wrote: Then why are " medical professionals" arrested daily for writing their own prescriptions?

And you really need to get off my front porch. It has been like two hours of you screaming "making love out of nothing at all" while sweating through that bat girl get-up. Your mascara is running, and what you did with those ping pong balls was disgusting and scared the neighbors little kids. Great, you just switched to "total eclipse of the heart"..... I'm going to go get my Glock

Well, we wouldn't call them "professional" then, would we? Such medical personel are frauds.

Stop trying to make conflict, keyboard warrior. Literally no one said or did anything to offend you. I hope your Glock's rounds can travel through the various fiberoptic cables under the ocean -- because it isn't going to do much to me on this end.

Calm down.

This key board warrior will not calm down! I am preparing for battle... Blue and white war paint now covers my entire body! The glock was intended for myself, not for you. I could not take anymore Air Supply. Sadly I am a horrible shot, and missed with all 46 rounds. Despite all of this, you remain on my front porch. The storm last night has shredded your woman's halloween costume, but at least it washed away all of the smell, makeup and KY. What do I have to do to get you travel back through those fibre optic cables from which you came? ( BTW, my rounds can travel through those same cables. However you have to hit the start to the cable just right, and as I have already stated, I'm not much of a marksman.)

I have asked, advised, and now I am ordering you ( for MOD or any other LEs out there) to leave my property. I will not idly stand by to your rule. I shall gather a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. They have come to fight as free pilots, and free pilots they are. What will they do with that freedom? Will they fight? Aye, fight and they may die, run and they’ll live. At least a while. And dying in their chutes many years from now, would they be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom?! Alba gu brath!

madtothebone1 wrote:

panzer103 wrote: Squad wars YES!!!! just the way it is now. Enigma will bring the pain

are you sure? i thought mom brung the pain.....they all have arthritis and dodgy hips etc - dont fret tho - they also have meds to ease the pain.

Mad, love it. And we do have all the meds, as long as we can keep them from slender.

[e]Sputnik wrote: He trigger that's my ball.
Must of fallen out of my plane

Then yes I WILL BRING IT!!! The ball that is, sorry for the screaming, it is hard to control my volume these days. I'll put it behind my seat. You can get one of your minons to grab it for you next time they clean it. BTW re covering my seats with oiled deer leather was too much! You and your minons are awesome! Installing an artificial horizon was a heck of a nice touch too!

Slenderman wrote: medical professional

Speaking of medical professionals, no such thing at UTMB's night shift when my dad worked there, when they didn't have anything better to do, they'd prank each other, like sending each other's shoes around the building, and, once while one guy left his reeces cups unattended, they put 3CCs of Linicaine in them, and when he ate them, his mouth went numb, as things affected by linicaine do.
So, he's drooling and says, to the best of his numbed down abilities, "i hathe you guyth"
Lols

Thnx mad
And lol trigger

I have a couple questions on the Squad Wars:

1. What happens if a small squad (like Kamikazi(sorry Kamikazi)) goes against a HUGE SQUAD like Enigma?

Suggestion: There should probably be allies and the owner of a squad gets to choose which one he wants to be allied with.

2. What will be the limit of people in a server? There is a lot of squads with more than 6 people

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I think that the squad wars should be the same as the regular Dogfight.