Bomer1,
Rule 1. Just take an island from someone without a military. No money needed.

Yea they are going to donate a island to someone. Even though it doesnt benefit them.

I would get off my island and nuke it

[e]FlyMagic wrote:

[e]Sputnik wrote:

[e]FlyMagic wrote: There are thousands, my young friend. Google uninhabited islands. If you listened and respected your teachers you would already know this.

Ok so you were saying this to bomer right?

Yes there not all atolls

Skip the rule breaking thing

No, they wont donate it. If you have as much as a used slingshot, you could take over an island with no defense. If I have a stick and you have a bigger stick, who wins? You. You have superior weapons. If I punch a guy with an island, he becomes a guy with a broken nose and no island.

worms bugs and a cave...I'd miss my cheese burgers and fries.......

Then go live on a island calvin, and they have guns and un military.

10 Career or life choice ideas for no money and happiness:

1. Become a monk and live in the hills and drink beer all day.

2. Start up a rogue group like Robin Hood did; rob from the rich and give to the poor and live off the land. Again, this would involve a monk that could make beer for you.

3. Become a hamster.

4. Invent the Star Trek replicator. Start-up costs would be phenomenal but I’d turn a blind eye because once you got there your scot free.

5. Wolf boy.

6. Sith Lord – Correct me if I’m wrong here but I don’t think they ever paid for anything.
7. Become undead of your choice.

8. Encase yourself in amber.

9. Find the Elysian Fields.

10. Become a monk and live in the hills and drink beer all day. Yes, I know I mentioned this one already but I liked this one the most and was struggling to get to 10.

What about all of the above lol jk

Need money to do all those things.

It was done tongue and cheek. Not too sure about how haapy one would be (excluding beer making monks) but once you achieve 1 of the 10 you won't need money. Still not sure if Sith Lords need money, however.

You know black flag i don't think they do.

LOL! Thanks Josh, I sleep well tonight!

#2. Doesnt take a cent. (from me)

U would.need equipment to steel money from rich people and why atael money if u dont think its important.

Everyone cant have their own island. Some people would need to stay in normal society. As for equipment, what do you need to rob someone with no defense? Anything remotely sharp can be a weapon. Walk into any room and there are thousands of ways to kill someone with its contents.

See ya in the skies!

bomer1 wrote: Calvin said it, and living on a island without tech would make me the opposite of happy.

You have a lot of maturing to do if you need technology and money to be happy.

[e]Sputnik wrote:

[e]FlyMagic wrote: There are thousands, my young friend. Google uninhabited islands. If you listened and respected your teachers you would already know this.

Correction those are called atolls

I don't like the way you said that

By the way your breaking a enigma rule.

What rule did he break? I see nothing wrong.

bomer1 wrote: How are u going to take it. Calvin u need money to take it.

Buying a micronation is actually pretty cheap to set up and run -- especially if you're the only inhabitant. However, if you didn't have the funds, you could always hire covert mercenaries to storm an island such as mercenaries from Global Dynamic, Black Water, etc. Even your United States military hires teams from Black Water to do the dirty work. Because mercenaries don't have to abide by the Geneva Convention. A government military does.

bomer1 wrote: Calm down flymagic its just a topic, ur ideologies are not going to change and neither are mine but think of the big picture. No money no nothing, why do u think homeless people are unhappy.

No one is getting defensive or mad except for you.

Homeless people tend to be unhappy due to being alcoholics, making bad decisions, etc. There was a recent test done where 5 homeless folks were given 1 million dollars to turn their lives around. Every single one of them ended up blowing the money on useless garbage and ending up in more debt than they had before.

Even look at those who win the lottery and end up in severe amounts of debt and/or kill themselves because it's simply overwhelming. Examples of this are everywhere.

Have a look here:

www.karemar.com/blog/lottery-winner-lose...est-winners-all-time

I rest my case.

CalvinIsAwesome wrote: No, they wont donate it. If you have as much as a used slingshot, you could take over an island with no defense. If I have a stick and you have a bigger stick, who wins? You. You have superior weapons. If I punch a guy with an island, he becomes a guy with a broken nose and no island.

A slingshot cannot simply overwhelm 2-3 people on an island. After living in this environment I'm sure they'd have already fashioned formidable weapons and traps. Besides, when the body kicks into survival mode -- you tend to produce more lean muscle mass. They'd most likely be 10x greater shape. In this case, hand to hand combat would be futile for the invader of such an island.

And how do you "hit someone with an island?"

Black Flag wrote: 1. Become a monk and live in the hills and drink beer all day.

LOL. Keep in mind 95% of this forum is able to consume lager/alcohol/liquor -- much less handle it in their systems.

CalvinIsAwesome wrote: Everyone cant have their own island. Some people would need to stay in normal society. As for equipment, what do you need to rob someone with no defense? Anything remotely sharp can be a weapon. Walk into any room and there are thousands of ways to kill someone with its contents.

See ya in the skies!

True -- but it would only be proficient if someone were trained in Kali.

"Filipino Kali is primarily a weapons based art. It uses anything from sticks and knives to any prop you can pick up and wield, including: Pens, pencils, keys, metal antennas, books, pipes, ect…"

I did an 4 month program in a Kali course and another 2 months in a Empty Hand Kali course. It's brutal but extremely fun. However, I have to say Krav Maga has been my favorite martial arts course taken.




Anyways, just my two cents on your conversation. Carry on.

U would.need momey to hire them slenderman.. And I do need tech to stay happy other wise life would.be miserable.

Why hasn't anyone mentioned just making friends and living peacefully with the residents?

CalvinIsAwesome wrote: Anything remotely sharp can be a weapon.

When you get my sense of humor, I will keeeel you with my sharp wit....and you'll die laughing.

[quote="LOL. Keep in mind 95% of this forum is able to consume lager/alcohol/liquor -- much less handle it in their systems. [/quote]



In consideration of the foregoing quote from the honorable Slenderman, I, Black Flag hereby amend Section 1, 2 and 10 of Black Flag’s 10 career or life choices for no money and happiness by deleting all occurrences of the word, “beer” and replacing with the phrase, “that wonderful beverage of your choice that brings you joy and happiness after the long work (or school) day and/or the dregs of society that continuously accept mediocrity at all costs, have beaten you down like a rented mule”.

Lets just go with flymagics idea. We all think diff.

Give me the money, I'm sure ill find happy ness for sure.... I'm never happy about paying my bill, and at the end I'm broke, broke and unhappy that is...lol

Poor baby! You've always got us. Or doesn't it make you happy to shoot us all down?

bomer1 wrote: And I do need tech to stay happy other wise life would.be miserable.

Oh really?

bomer1 wrote: Calvin said it, and living on a island without tech would make me the opposite of happy.

Derp.

Slenderman,
2 cents?????
Looks like $1.50 at least.

Then why dont u live without tech and money become a homeless person. Have fun, while I have hamburgers cars air conditioner and say good bye to dogfight. CYA.

bomer1 wrote: Then why dont u live without tech and money become a homeless person. Have fun, while I have hamburgers cars air conditioner and say good bye to dogfight. CYA.

> Openly disrespecting other players and causing arguments.
>Gets mad when I cut his standpoint down
>Loses argument
>"WELL...UH....Y DONT U JUST TAKE DIZ HYPTOHETICAL ARGUEMNT AND DO WAT US SAID AN LEEVE DOGFIGHT?! HUH?!?"
>Further makes a fool out of himself.

Just stop, mate.

Make peace with everyone. You are such an aggressive and confrontational person. All throughout this thread you've been disrespecting others. Chill.

I'm going back into my cave while yall sort this thing out..... There's a bowl of bug's n worm's gettin stale....

Hahahah, nothing's being sorted. I just ended it.

K