Waiting for some reds

Franken toes is healing slowly, but surely.

bzerkbzerk wrote: Franken toes is healing slowly, but surely.

hey I saw a big foot today everyone said I'm seeing things, there no such thing as a big foot. Tell me I'm not seeing things, I have had a fever of 101 past few days. I saw him tracking through the mountians, he asks me if I had a slim Jim and a beer I said no but I have some jacks links beef jerkey, and I stayed in a holiday inn last night. Then he just disappeared into the forest.

jack burton wrote:

bzerkbzerk wrote: Franken toes is healing slowly, but surely.

hey I saw a big foot today everyone said I'm seeing things, there no such thing as a big foot. Tell me I'm not seeing things, I have had a fever of 101 past few days. I saw him tracking through the mountians, he asks me if I had a slim Jim and a beer I said no but I have some jacks links beef jersey, and I stayed in a holiday inn last night. Then he just disappeared into the forest.

Mmmmmm mmmmmm beef jersey sounds good is that the new thing or something

Trone187 wrote:

jack burton wrote:

bzerkbzerk wrote: Franken toes is healing slowly, but surely.

hey I saw a big foot today everyone said I'm seeing things, there no such thing as a big foot. Tell me I'm not seeing things, I have had a fever of 101 past few days. I saw him tracking through the mountians, he asks me if I had a slim Jim and a beer I said no but I have some jacks links beef jersey, and I stayed in a holiday inn last night. Then he just disappeared into the forest.

Mmmmmm mmmmmm beef jersey sounds good is that the new thing or something

no but if you see a Bigfoot in the mountians when your flying a mission drop him some jack links jerkey and a beer.

jack burton wrote:

bzerkbzerk wrote: Franken toes is healing slowly, but surely.

hey I saw a big foot today everyone said I'm seeing things, there no such thing as a big foot. Tell me I'm not seeing things, I have had a fever of 101 past few days. I saw him tracking through the mountians, he asks me if I had a slim Jim and a beer I said no but I have some jacks links beef jerkey, and I stayed in a holiday inn last night. Then he just disappeared into the forest.

Jack last time I visited you I left a turd near the window, that's no shit lol.

Good morning misfits!! Sitting here on the side of the road broken down just waiting for ted to pick me up!! Lol
Have a good day everyone!!

Ghost I'm sry but I was taken out from df for 2 weeks because of a horific bmx accident( broken-fractured-popped out left side collar bone)
I'm just here to see how everybody is doing?
P.S. throne nice flying with you

tbuilt wrote: Good morning misfits!! Sitting here on the side of the road broken down just waiting for ted to pick me up!! Lol
Have a good day everyone!!

Hopefully Ted got him. And not somebody else....

brandonproulx@ymail.com wrote: Ghost I'm sry but I was taken out from df for 2 weeks because of a horific bmx accident( broken-fractured-popped out left side collar bone)
I'm just here to see how everybody is doing?
P.S. throne nice flying with you

Holy $hit. That's gotta hurt.

dogss wrote:

tbuilt wrote: Good morning misfits!! Sitting here on the side of the road broken down just waiting for ted to pick me up!! Lol
Have a good day everyone!!

Hopefully Ted got him. And not somebody else....

Nope he found me!! And jack sent out the flatbed to pick up the van and had his van droped off for me!!
Jack you left your jack links beef jerky in here!! You better not run into sasquach with out it.Lol

Thankyou to all who welcomed me to my new home!!! Looking forward to flying with each and everyone of you!! And chatting as well!! Hope your feeling better dogs! Been there done that 4 years ago, only difference was that an 80 year old man hit me in front of the hospital I work at, yes in front of a hospital, on my GIXXER 1000, did same thing with collar bone, only I have a 8 inch rod with screws!!, and yes every once in a while my screws come loose, at least that's what my wife says!!!!

I hate when that happens jack!!!

Pistolpete59 wrote: Thankyou to all who welcomed me to my new home!!! Looking forward to flying with each and everyone of you!! And chatting as well!! Hope your feeling better dogs! Been there done that 4 years ago, only difference was that an 80 year old man hit me in front of the hospital I work at, yes in front of a hospital, on my GIXXER 1000, did same thing with collar bone, only I have a 8 inch rod with screws!!, and yes every once in a while my screws come loose, at least that's what my wife says!!!!

Why? Was I sick lol. I think I'm fine but now you got me thinking maybe I'm not so good after all. Just kidding I thing you got me,mixed up with another post.

Foust, incase you haven't figured it out, I was playing as spåwn... being that you're df tanker hall of famer, thought you might enjoy this..one of my longest tank kills..except the shell just blew up on your moraf force field and you kept going what an epic game, till the douchestache switched sides and bombed own hangers.

Got the van fix! Was the fuel pump the guy at the shop said have fun putting that in.. he really didn't know who he was talking to. had it fix in 35 min. shop time is two hours!! time to go kill some reds

This lagging mustache dude must go down. He couldn't handle blue max shooting him down the whole game, lag and all. Don't know how blue does it, but I cant shoot down the moustache for crap I hit him but nothing happens. Blue has some special lag proof ammo. Anyway...blue is handing moustache his but, moustache switches sides and bombs our own hangers. Something malfunctioned on my guns because I accidentally shot down the moustache guy...didn't have time to say sorry because the game ended. I will be sure to apologize next time I see him/her

Captain Noushbag wrote:

Foust, incase you haven't figured it out, I was playing as spåwn... being that you're df tanker hall of famer, thought you might enjoy this..one of my longest tank kills..except the shell just blew up on your moraf force field and you kept going what an epic game, till the douchestache switched sides and bombed own hangers.

I took out moondogie from across the hill that game I couldn't get the shot of the explosion but I got this....dam nice shot bro, very impressive, I'm saving that pic lol

Pretty sure thats you coming at me blazing lol

Well guys I'm off to the hospital I have a bad ear infection I'm in a lot of pain so see ya tomorrow I hope

bhfoust wrote: This lagging mustache dude must go down. He couldn't handle blue max shooting him down the whole game, lag and all. Don't know how blue does it, but I cant shoot down the moustache for crap I hit him but nothing happens. Blue has some special lag proof ammo. Anyway...blue is handing moustache his but, moustache switches sides and bombs our own hangers. Something malfunctioned on my guns because I accidentally shot down the moustache guy...didn't have time to say sorry because the game ended. I will be sure to apologize next time I see him/her

I just noticed the Staches in the side of your plane on your banner. Lmao !!!!!!! Trick is to never, ever stop turning. Even after you kill him keep turning and never take a flat turn for more than one 360 circle. Plus a whole lot of patients. It takes forever to kill a lagger.

I stuck him on the Blacklist for that one. I don't think the Satche and I are friends. Was a good game till he did that. I'm sick of him. Lag dont work he TKs our base.

Blue Max Young wrote:

bhfoust wrote: This lagging mustache dude must go down. He couldn't handle blue max shooting him down the whole game, lag and all. Don't know how blue does it, but I cant shoot down the moustache for crap I hit him but nothing happens. Blue has some special lag proof ammo. Anyway...blue is handing moustache his but, moustache switches sides and bombs our own hangers. Something malfunctioned on my guns because I accidentally shot down the moustache guy...didn't have time to say sorry because the game ended. I will be sure to apologize next time I see him/her

I just noticed the Staches in the side of your plane on your banner. Lmao !!!!!!! Trick is to never, ever stop turning. Even after you kill him keep turning and never take a flat turn for more than one 360 circle. Plus a whole lot of patients. It takes forever to kill a lagger.

I stuck him on the Blacklist for that one. I don't think the Satche and I are friends. Was a good game till he did that. I'm sick of him. Lag dont work he TKs our base.

Thx for the tips blue...I've been dying for someone to notice my stache kills on my plane lmao

This should be what blue max banner should look like lmao

bhfoust wrote: This should be what blue max banner should look like lmao

O lord U have me laughing Foust. That's awesome. I'm gonna see if I can get it to take as my sig.

Blue Max Young wrote:

bhfoust wrote: This should be what blue max banner should look like lmao

O lord U have me laughing Foust. That's awesome. I'm gonna see if I can get it to take as my sig.

Looks good lmao..fits you perfectly

Sorry I think I did! Dohhhhhh!!

Trone187 wrote: Well guys I'm off to the hospital I have a bad ear infection I'm in a lot of pain so see ya tomorrow I hope

ear infection huh must be an epademic i just got over one not much pain, ear swollen twice the size of the other one,and hole side of my face swelled up like i got punched by mike tyson. They said they couldnt see the infection because the ear wax was covering the inner lob, gross right!!! they tried cleaning out the ear but couldnt get it out. For the better through because if water got in i'd be in sever pain,antibiocs are working almost back to normal.should have seen the cute nurse trying to clean my ear she was very cool, freindly too.i was alittle she say she pulled out some golf balls out of peoples ears lmao.

Pistolpete59 wrote: Sorry I think I did! Dohhhhhh!!

lets get this man a banner

Ya gotta love the 90○ temperature @4:00 am

Max is right about douchestash. Usually he quits when I tag him a few times but it's all in the turning with him you can even get him head on with a dip move while hes lagging n firing. Last night I was in a ffa game four people then stache. Everyone pretty much said f u and left. Stach stayed so did i. I typed you don't have the balls to stay....he did stay.. We were going at eachother I said let's aee if I can get lucky he said yep..I killed him. I said luck...he said yep....I said I must be incredibly lucky when it comes to shooting you...he said do it again...got him four more times..then the oddest thing happened a shorter moustache showed up...squad banner stach the original one said Son...the smaller stache said Dad.....I was like Wtf no way they let you procreate....he said oh yeah.. Game ended next game im in I join takeoff he teamkills me immediately and qyits then got,me again two games later. So pissed


Edit to add...they said fu to stache not me lol.

bhfoust wrote: Ya gotta love the 90○ temperature @4:00 am

Moon tan maybe? Try it might work foust.