Baby Crockett wrote: Weather : sunday and monday 70* highs in the 60s .So i need all your help to call in work.Need the BEST EXCUSE FOR NOT COMING TO WORK! Fishing fever wont work,screaming sh,its already used it.
Tell them your plane crashed and now you can't fly to work until the insurance company sets you up with a new one.Throw some fancy words like "blunt force trauma" and "concussion symptoms". Also tell them that you got food poisoning from the exhaust of the plane just before it crashed. The less sense it makes, the more they'll buy the concussion symptoms story.
Kidnapped by a vicious Canadian Terrorist organization is another totally believable story...tell them you're being held captive somewhere in Saskatchewan and will be released in a couple of days when the ransom of a truckload of beer is delivered eh!
Ok you're all set El 52 O
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