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The Official [M]isfits Squadron 8 years 8 months ago #355528

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[M]Skyripper wrote: Ughhh....Sunday. Game got moved to 8:30 instead of 1:00. That kind of sucks.

Guess it's all good since I didn't get much done yesterday.

After the events of Friday Night at the Acehole. I hearby officially resign my position as the Official Bourbon Quality Inspector for the Squad!

In my final report all I can say is that it was a very Bold, Flavorful, and amazingly smooth Single Barrel Bourbon.

However it had a profound "Sneak Attack" Quality that packed quite a punch!

Especially when you haven't had more than a small glass or two in a week's time for over a month or so.

BZ, I apologize for the sudden departure leaving you with the tab. But the Bourbon and my Stomach had a slight disagreement, which escalated to a physical confrontation in which the Stomach won and kicked the Bourbon out!

The following morning, the conflict escalated further and my Head attempted to intervene. The Bourbon won that round.

With that, I am off to complete the tasks I should have done yesterday but didn't because I spent most of the day in a dark room curled up in a fetal position!

Have a good Day Brothers!


I share your pain , my brother , swap the bourbon for "Talisker Storm " and we are truly brothers in pain. :sick:
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It's my pleasure to announce that we have a couple new officers.

I'd like to thank [*M]Pagan and [*M]Skyripper for their dedication to this squad and congratulate them on their promotions.

I'd also like to announce that Gaw and Pagan have been promoted to assistant recruiters.

Again, congratulations guys!
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[*M]Comet wrote: It's my pleasure to announce that we have a couple new officers.

I'd like to thank [*M]Pagan and [*M]Skyripper for their dedication to this squad and congratulate them on their promotions.

I'd also like to announce that Gaw and Pagan have been promoted to assistant recruiters.

Again, congratulations guys!


Congratulations Gentlemen.. :cheer:
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Congrats brothers ! [M]Pagan and [M]Skyripper

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[*M]Comet wrote: It's my pleasure to announce that we have a couple new officers.

I'd like to thank [*M]Pagan and [*M]Skyripper for their dedication to this squad and congratulate them on their promotions.

I'd also like to announce that Gaw and Pagan have been promoted to assistant recruiters.

Again, congratulations guys!

WOW! Thank You Brothers! This is quite an honor! Guess I really need to get the old Planes tuned up and patched up.

I'll proudly wear the star and do my best to help uphold the Honor of our Squad.

Thank you!!

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Earlier today I opened the box of stars to hand out a couple to Ripper and The Pagan. I figured as long as box was opened I would spread the love. I gave TBuilt another and a few myself, now T has 2 and I have 4 or 5. Well done gentlemen (I use that term lightly).

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So out running errands earlier and the phone rings. My Daughter's ring tone. I answered and it was my Grand Daughter.

Went sort of like:
(Me) Hello.
Hey ...... Moke
Bonk!
Moke I need N&M's
You don't have any?
No. You bringing them here?
You want me to bring you some?
Yep. ( to my Daughter) Moke is bringing N&M's...
I'll be over tomorrow.
No! Need them today Moke. I love you bye....( hangs up )
Lmao! I love that kid so much! So, needless to say I had to make an Emergency N&M's run!

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Look at you bros go! Movin on up in the ranks! Well deserved! Its nice to see such good [M] news posted!!! :woohoo:

Congrats Pagan and the Ripper!!
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Congrats to Pagan and Ripper.
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Just wanted stop in, say hola, happy new year and all that gd crap.

Incase you havent heard im making a half assed come back. Couldnt hit the broad side of a zepplin, but im dying trying.

Ive missed you bunch o' basterds

Due to recent events... i feel like yall may be looking for a little help. Working 7 days a week doesnt offer many opportunities to play but i ll do my best

Congrats Ripper and Pagan!

If you see me, remember I see you too!!
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So tough day at the office, being Monday and all...yup we've heard it all before...Monday sucks...but I got through it ok, got everything done that I had to. Day went well I thought.

Got home, Mrs. Comet was working on supper...fired up the BBQ and grilled a couple steaks. Great meal. Ahh, the feeling of content as I sat down to relax after eating.

Got watching the news...seems today is Blue Monday. Supposedly the most depressing day of the year...days are short, weather is cold, and all your holiday bills come in. People feel pretty bleak I guess.

Man I'm so depressed now...stupid news...
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[*M]Comet wrote: So tough day at the office, being Monday and all...yup we've heard it all before...Monday sucks...but I got through it ok, got everything done that I had to. Day went well I thought.

Got home, Mrs. Comet was working on supper...fired up the BBQ and grilled a couple steaks. Great meal. Ahh, the feeling of content as I sat down to relax after eating.

Got watching the news...seems today is Blue Monday. Supposedly the most depressing day of the year...days are short, weather is cold, and all your holiday bills come in. People feel pretty bleak I guess.

Man I'm so depressed now...stupid news...


Bright side is the days will begin to get longer
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Oh Comet I have to agree! Got a embarrassing moment I will share.

So today I'm out doing my job the beginnings of another normal Monday. I pull up to my first stop, a commercial building with multiple suites.
The section I was working in today 90% were vacant. Now these suites once upon a time had multiple businesses in them ranging from cell phone stores to chessy ambulance chasing lawyers offices to nail shops for ladies (or Hulk). The power is usually always turned off and the water is only on about half the time.

The property management company has a suite on the other side, so I start there and pick up the (vacancy key).

Task one complete.

I drive over to the end of the property and decide which one I want to start with. Now what I am doing is reverse engineering fires sprinkler systems, either for a tenant improvement or they lost their hydraulic calculation plate. A survey to simplify my being there I am performing a survey of the fire sprinkler system. Anyhoo, I look through the windows and see that this particular one has an open ceiling concept meaning I can see the piping from the ground. Sweet an easy one to start with, I thought to myself. I open the door, beep beep beep SHIT! this one has an alarm system and I didnt get the code! I quick try default codes 0000, 1234, 1111 4321 nothing! Oh and my 30 seconds just ran out WHOOP-WHOOP-WHOOP the burglar alram sounded.

Mistake one completed

So I quick jump in the truck and hual ass back to the property management suite. Ma'am I set off your alarm, would you happen to know the code to silence th panel? She smiles and gives me the code all the while on the phone. Now this is normal I think to myself, I'm sure she is on the phone with the alarm company explaining my folly. I assumed anyways.

Mistake 2 completed

So I drive back to the suite, silence the alarm and start getting to work. 5 minutes into it my morning coffee hits. I look around no bathroom huh, thats weird. Oh well I have the key! I lock this suite and head to the next, now that I have the code everthing will be just fine.

Mistake 3 completed

I enter the next suite (lock the door behind me), silence the panel and begin my search of a toilet. Ive got me trusty flash light since as I said power is off to the vacant suites. I moving cautiously deeper into the darken suite (you never know if there is a zombie waiting to eat your brains) round a corner AH-HA success a bathroom! Now to test it to make sure once I'm done it will flush, once again luck is going my way it flushes and I can hear the tank refilling......slow I notice but either way it definitely is filling.

Mistake 4 completed

So there I am minding my own buisness, flash light propped up in the sink shinning on the ceiling giving the whole bathroom a nice ambiance I must say. Ohhh nooo before I started I forgot to make sure the was a roll of TP, I frantically start searching the bathroom walls from where I was perched................there! on top of the paper towel dispenser sat the most glorious roll of TP I have ever laid eyes on. My heart rate began to return to normal after the discovery.

Thats when I hear the most confusing demands of my little oasis. BANG-BANG-BANG .........I wait and listen........BANG-BANG-BANG! Again with more force, I begin to think that maybe an individual had seen me enter the suite and thought it was now open for business but what kind of idiot couldnt see that it was still vacant. Again BANG-BANG-BANG and the next phrase said left me with no question as to WHO was so adamant about getting in....POLICE OPEN THE DOOR! BANG-BANG-BANG! why are the police here? My mind was reeling, I quick reach for the TP, I hate being rushed when cleaning my back side!(mean while the police are still thumping away) Finish up and and and go to flush.............ohhhhhh nooooo the tank is still filling.......I press the lever and just watch as all Ive accomplished is stirring the pot.....literally!

I come rounding the corner with my flash light in hand (thinking to myself maybe this doesnt look so good) right in to the waiting arms of the most beautiful female police officer I have ever seen (The property manager had let them in on my account of not answer the door). I drop my flash light and stumble back all the while apologizing for my clumsiness. Thats when I notice she is looking down at my crotch (I'm thinking "yeah I dont blame her") but her partner on the other hand clears his throat loudly enough to get my attention. I look down......horror is all I can feel, in my haste to answer the constant banging I only refastend my belt leaving my pants and fly undone.

Mistake 5,6,7 completed

I quickly turn around to fasten the rest of my trousers and it hits me like a solid brick wall! :sick: There is no fart fan and the toilet did nothing but conjur up the death that had escaped my body moments before. I quickly start explaining that I was there on business all the while trying to move everyone towards the door to prevent them from really getting to know me :S :pinch:

Lucky break one!

I corralled them outside, the property manager explained yes I was there on business, yes I set off the burglar alarm and no she has NOT talked to the alarm company. Miss America police officer then turns to me and asks (I'm sure she knew but just wanted to make me squirm) so Jared....what took you so long to answers our calls?.......silence..........I finally felt I was already at rock bottom I might as well be honest. I responded, "Well if you must know i was going BOOM!" It seemed to lighten mood a bit but still I felt about the size of an ant......

Yay Mondays!
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[M]oon wrote: Oh Comet I have to agree! Got a embarrassing moment I will share.

So today I'm out doing my job the beginnings of another normal Monday. I pull up to my first stop, a commercial building with multiple suites.
The section I was working in today 90% were vacant. Now these suites once upon a time had multiple businesses in them ranging from cell phone stores to chessy ambulance chasing lawyers offices to nail shops for ladies (or Hulk). The power is usually always turned off and the water is only on about half the time.

The property management company has a suite on the other side, so I start there and pick up the (vacancy key).

Task one complete.

I drive over to the end of the property and decide which one I want to start with. Now what I am doing is reverse engineering fires sprinkler systems, either for a tenant improvement or they lost their hydraulic calculation plate. A survey to simplify my being there I am performing a survey of the fire sprinkler system. Anyhoo, I look through the windows and see that this particular one has an open ceiling concept meaning I can see the piping from the ground. Sweet an easy one to start with, I thought to myself. I open the door, beep beep beep SHIT! this one has an alarm system and I didnt get the code! I quick try default codes 0000, 1234, 1111 4321 nothing! Oh and my 30 seconds just ran out WHOOP-WHOOP-WHOOP the burglar alram sounded.

Mistake one completed

So I quick jump in the truck and hual ass back to the property management suite. Ma'am I set off your alarm, would you happen to know the code to silence th panel? She smiles and gives me the code all the while on the phone. Now this is normal I think to myself, I'm sure she is on the phone with the alarm company explaining my folly. I assumed anyways.

Mistake 2 completed

So I drive back to the suite, silence the alarm and start getting to work. 5 minutes into it my morning coffee hits. I look around no bathroom huh, thats weird. Oh well I have the key! I lock this suite and head to the next, now that I have the code everthing will be just fine.

Mistake 3 completed

I enter the next suite (lock the door behind me), silence the panel and begin my search of a toilet. Ive got me trusty flash light since as I said power is off to the vacant suites. I moving cautiously deeper into the darken suite (you never know if there is a zombie waiting to eat your brains) round a corner AH-HA success a bathroom! Now to test it to make sure once I'm done it will flush, once again luck is going my way it flushes and I can hear the tank refilling......slow I notice but either way it definitely is filling.

Mistake 4 completed

So there I am minding my own buisness, flash light propped up in the sink shinning on the ceiling giving the whole bathroom a nice ambiance I must say. Ohhh nooo before I started I forgot to make sure the was a roll of TP, I frantically start searching the bathroom walls from where I was perched................there! on top of the paper towel dispenser sat the most glorious roll of TP I have ever laid eyes on. My heart rate began to return to normal after the discovery.

Thats when I hear the most confusing demands of my little oasis. BANG-BANG-BANG .........I wait and listen........BANG-BANG-BANG! Again with more force, I begin to think that maybe an individual had seen me enter the suite and thought it was now open for business but what kind of idiot couldnt see that it was still vacant. Again BANG-BANG-BANG and the next phrase said left me with no question as to WHO was so adamant about getting in....POLICE OPEN THE DOOR! BANG-BANG-BANG! why are the police here? My mind was reeling, I quick reach for the TP, I hate being rushed when cleaning my back side!(mean while the police are still thumping away) Finish up and and and go to flush.............ohhhhhh nooooo the tank is still filling.......I press the lever and just watch as all Ive accomplished is stirring the pot.....literally!

I come rounding the corner with my flash light in hand (thinking to myself maybe this doesnt look so good) right in to the waiting arms of the most beautiful female police officer I have ever seen (The property manager had let them in on my account of not answer the door). I drop my flash light and stumble back all the while apologizing for my clumsiness. Thats when I notice she is looking down at my crotch (I'm thinking "yeah I dont blame her") but her partner on the other hand clears his throat loudly enough to get my attention. I look down......horror is all I can feel, in my haste to answer the constant banging I only refastend my belt leaving my pants and fly undone.

Mistake 5,6,7 completed

I quickly turn around to fasten the rest of my trousers and it hits me like a solid brick wall! :sick: There is no fart fan and the toilet did nothing but conjur up the death that had escaped my body moments before. I quickly start explaining that I was there on business all the while trying to move everyone towards the door to prevent them from really getting to know me :S :pinch:

Lucky break one!

I corralled them outside, the property manager explained yes I was there on business, yes I set off the burglar alarm and no she has NOT talked to the alarm company. Miss America police officer then turns to me and asks (I'm sure she knew but just wanted to make me squirm) so Jared....what took you so long to answers our calls?.......silence..........I finally felt I was already at rock bottom I might as well be honest. I responded, "Well if you must know i was going BOOM!" It seemed to lighten mood a bit but still I felt about the size of an ant......

Yay Mondays!


That has to be one of the funniest stories I've ever heard Mooney, that was awesome!

Incidentally I'm not really depressed...just found it funny that I had a good Monday and then found out it was Blue Monday...kinda like I had a good day on Friday, not realizing it was the 13th until I got home...
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[M]oon wrote: Oh Comet I have to agree! Got a embarrassing moment I will share.

So today I'm out doing my job the beginnings of another normal Monday. I pull up to my first stop, a commercial building with multiple suites.
The section I was working in today 90% were vacant. Now these suites once upon a time had multiple businesses in them ranging from cell phone stores to chessy ambulance chasing lawyers offices to nail shops for ladies (or Hulk). The power is usually always turned off and the water is only on about half the time.

The property management company has a suite on the other side, so I start there and pick up the (vacancy key).

Task one complete.

I drive over to the end of the property and decide which one I want to start with. Now what I am doing is reverse engineering fires sprinkler systems, either for a tenant improvement or they lost their hydraulic calculation plate. A survey to simplify my being there I am performing a survey of the fire sprinkler system. Anyhoo, I look through the windows and see that this particular one has an open ceiling concept meaning I can see the piping from the ground. Sweet an easy one to start with, I thought to myself. I open the door, beep beep beep SHIT! this one has an alarm system and I didnt get the code! I quick try default codes 0000, 1234, 1111 4321 nothing! Oh and my 30 seconds just ran out WHOOP-WHOOP-WHOOP the burglar alram sounded.

Mistake one completed

So I quick jump in the truck and hual ass back to the property management suite. Ma'am I set off your alarm, would you happen to know the code to silence th panel? She smiles and gives me the code all the while on the phone. Now this is normal I think to myself, I'm sure she is on the phone with the alarm company explaining my folly. I assumed anyways.

Mistake 2 completed

So I drive back to the suite, silence the alarm and start getting to work. 5 minutes into it my morning coffee hits. I look around no bathroom huh, thats weird. Oh well I have the key! I lock this suite and head to the next, now that I have the code everthing will be just fine.

Mistake 3 completed

I enter the next suite (lock the door behind me), silence the panel and begin my search of a toilet. Ive got me trusty flash light since as I said power is off to the vacant suites. I moving cautiously deeper into the darken suite (you never know if there is a zombie waiting to eat your brains) round a corner AH-HA success a bathroom! Now to test it to make sure once I'm done it will flush, once again luck is going my way it flushes and I can hear the tank refilling......slow I notice but either way it definitely is filling.

Mistake 4 completed

So there I am minding my own buisness, flash light propped up in the sink shinning on the ceiling giving the whole bathroom a nice ambiance I must say. Ohhh nooo before I started I forgot to make sure the was a roll of TP, I frantically start searching the bathroom walls from where I was perched................there! on top of the paper towel dispenser sat the most glorious roll of TP I have ever laid eyes on. My heart rate began to return to normal after the discovery.

Thats when I hear the most confusing demands of my little oasis. BANG-BANG-BANG .........I wait and listen........BANG-BANG-BANG! Again with more force, I begin to think that maybe an individual had seen me enter the suite and thought it was now open for business but what kind of idiot couldnt see that it was still vacant. Again BANG-BANG-BANG and the next phrase said left me with no question as to WHO was so adamant about getting in....POLICE OPEN THE DOOR! BANG-BANG-BANG! why are the police here? My mind was reeling, I quick reach for the TP, I hate being rushed when cleaning my back side!(mean while the police are still thumping away) Finish up and and and go to flush.............ohhhhhh nooooo the tank is still filling.......I press the lever and just watch as all Ive accomplished is stirring the pot.....literally!

I come rounding the corner with my flash light in hand (thinking to myself maybe this doesnt look so good) right in to the waiting arms of the most beautiful female police officer I have ever seen (The property manager had let them in on my account of not answer the door). I drop my flash light and stumble back all the while apologizing for my clumsiness. Thats when I notice she is looking down at my crotch (I'm thinking "yeah I dont blame her") but her partner on the other hand clears his throat loudly enough to get my attention. I look down......horror is all I can feel, in my haste to answer the constant banging I only refastend my belt leaving my pants and fly undone.

Mistake 5,6,7 completed

I quickly turn around to fasten the rest of my trousers and it hits me like a solid brick wall! :sick: There is no fart fan and the toilet did nothing but conjur up the death that had escaped my body moments before. I quickly start explaining that I was there on business all the while trying to move everyone towards the door to prevent them from really getting to know me :S :pinch:

Lucky break one!

I corralled them outside, the property manager explained yes I was there on business, yes I set off the burglar alarm and no she has NOT talked to the alarm company. Miss America police officer then turns to me and asks (I'm sure she knew but just wanted to make me squirm) so Jared....what took you so long to answers our calls?.......silence..........I finally felt I was already at rock bottom I might as well be honest. I responded, "Well if you must know i was going BOOM!" It seemed to lighten mood a bit but still I felt about the size of an ant......

Yay Mondays!


That has to be one of the funniest stories I've ever heard Mooney, that was awesome!

Incidentally I'm not really depressed...just found it funny that I had a good Monday and then found out it was Blue Monday...kinda like I had a good day on Friday, not realizing it was the 13th until I got home...


And here i thought getting a video conference call in the morning while you're stiil half a sleep and still in your underwear was bad.. :oops: :whistle: :woohoo:
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[M]oon wrote: Oh Comet I have to agree! Got a embarrassing moment I will share.

So today I'm out doing my job the beginnings of another normal Monday. I pull up to my first stop, a commercial building with multiple suites.
The section I was working in today 90% were vacant. Now these suites once upon a time had multiple businesses in them ranging from cell phone stores to chessy ambulance chasing lawyers offices to nail shops for ladies (or Hulk). The power is usually always turned off and the water is only on about half the time.

The property management company has a suite on the other side, so I start there and pick up the (vacancy key).

Task one complete.

I drive over to the end of the property and decide which one I want to start with. Now what I am doing is reverse engineering fires sprinkler systems, either for a tenant improvement or they lost their hydraulic calculation plate. A survey to simplify my being there I am performing a survey of the fire sprinkler system. Anyhoo, I look through the windows and see that this particular one has an open ceiling concept meaning I can see the piping from the ground. Sweet an easy one to start with, I thought to myself. I open the door, beep beep beep SHIT! this one has an alarm system and I didnt get the code! I quick try default codes 0000, 1234, 1111 4321 nothing! Oh and my 30 seconds just ran out WHOOP-WHOOP-WHOOP the burglar alram sounded.

Mistake one completed

So I quick jump in the truck and hual ass back to the property management suite. Ma'am I set off your alarm, would you happen to know the code to silence th panel? She smiles and gives me the code all the while on the phone. Now this is normal I think to myself, I'm sure she is on the phone with the alarm company explaining my folly. I assumed anyways.

Mistake 2 completed

So I drive back to the suite, silence the alarm and start getting to work. 5 minutes into it my morning coffee hits. I look around no bathroom huh, thats weird. Oh well I have the key! I lock this suite and head to the next, now that I have the code everthing will be just fine.

Mistake 3 completed

I enter the next suite (lock the door behind me), silence the panel and begin my search of a toilet. Ive got me trusty flash light since as I said power is off to the vacant suites. I moving cautiously deeper into the darken suite (you never know if there is a zombie waiting to eat your brains) round a corner AH-HA success a bathroom! Now to test it to make sure once I'm done it will flush, once again luck is going my way it flushes and I can hear the tank refilling......slow I notice but either way it definitely is filling.

Mistake 4 completed

So there I am minding my own buisness, flash light propped up in the sink shinning on the ceiling giving the whole bathroom a nice ambiance I must say. Ohhh nooo before I started I forgot to make sure the was a roll of TP, I frantically start searching the bathroom walls from where I was perched................there! on top of the paper towel dispenser sat the most glorious roll of TP I have ever laid eyes on. My heart rate began to return to normal after the discovery.

Thats when I hear the most confusing demands of my little oasis. BANG-BANG-BANG .........I wait and listen........BANG-BANG-BANG! Again with more force, I begin to think that maybe an individual had seen me enter the suite and thought it was now open for business but what kind of idiot couldnt see that it was still vacant. Again BANG-BANG-BANG and the next phrase said left me with no question as to WHO was so adamant about getting in....POLICE OPEN THE DOOR! BANG-BANG-BANG! why are the police here? My mind was reeling, I quick reach for the TP, I hate being rushed when cleaning my back side!(mean while the police are still thumping away) Finish up and and and go to flush.............ohhhhhh nooooo the tank is still filling.......I press the lever and just watch as all Ive accomplished is stirring the pot.....literally!

I come rounding the corner with my flash light in hand (thinking to myself maybe this doesnt look so good) right in to the waiting arms of the most beautiful female police officer I have ever seen (The property manager had let them in on my account of not answer the door). I drop my flash light and stumble back all the while apologizing for my clumsiness. Thats when I notice she is looking down at my crotch (I'm thinking "yeah I dont blame her") but her partner on the other hand clears his throat loudly enough to get my attention. I look down......horror is all I can feel, in my haste to answer the constant banging I only refastend my belt leaving my pants and fly undone.

Mistake 5,6,7 completed

I quickly turn around to fasten the rest of my trousers and it hits me like a solid brick wall! :sick: There is no fart fan and the toilet did nothing but conjur up the death that had escaped my body moments before. I quickly start explaining that I was there on business all the while trying to move everyone towards the door to prevent them from really getting to know me :S :pinch:

Lucky break one!

I corralled them outside, the property manager explained yes I was there on business, yes I set off the burglar alarm and no she has NOT talked to the alarm company. Miss America police officer then turns to me and asks (I'm sure she knew but just wanted to make me squirm) so Jared....what took you so long to answers our calls?.......silence..........I finally felt I was already at rock bottom I might as well be honest. I responded, "Well if you must know i was going BOOM!" It seemed to lighten mood a bit but still I felt about the size of an ant......

Yay Mondays!


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I was in a capture the carrier game last night. I landed below deck on the red carrier. I exited my plane to reset the timeout counter. I exited my plane to shoot the opposing players.

One player on the opposing team cussed me and indicated that I had ruined the game. This occurred shortly after he landed below deck and I shot up his plane. This discussion continued on world chat for awhile. The childish name calling continued. It was obvious that we were not going to agree.

I have since inquired of other players both in and outside the squad and the responses I got were mixed but most indicated that they did see it as an inappropriate tactic.

I think it would be good for the Misfits to have an official position on this tactic. To use or not to use. I am fine with what ever decision is reached.

I for one, do not view this as a glitch and think we should be able to use it as it is now part of the game.
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[*M] GAW wrote: I was in a capture the carrier game last night. I landed below deck on the red carrier. I exited my plane to reset the timeout counter. I exited my plane to shoot the opposing players.

One player on the opposing team cussed me and indicated that I had ruined the game. This occurred shortly after he landed below deck and I shot up his plane. This discussion continued on world chat for awhile. The childish name calling continued. It was obvious that we were not going to agree.

I have since inquired of other players both in and outside the squad and the responses I got were mixed but most indicated that they did see it as an inappropriate tactic.

I think it would be good for the Misfits to have an official position on this tactic. To use or not to use. I am fine with what ever decision is reached.

I for one, do not view this as a glitch and think we should be able to use it as it is now part of the game.


I heard the pilot can't be killed when he's out of the plane but don't actually know that for sure. I think if you can be killed, do it. If not, then obviously it's a glitch and we better not. I could care less about getting out and then back in the plane to reset the timer though...don't really see the harm in that.
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[*M] GAW wrote: Moon, that was a funny read. Thanks for sharing.

No kidding! Sitting the Doc's Office this morning laughing my butt off!!

Great to see the Wise and Powerful [M]oon sharing stories again! Been a while Brother! Keep 'em coming!⚡

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I have never allowed anything here, including petty differences or name calling ever escape into my life or other social outlets. Yeah thinking that when that happens then maybe you are taking a VIDEO GAME way to serious if you feel the need to try and upset me outside here. So I think this is appropriate.


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[*M]Comet wrote:

[*M] GAW wrote: I was in a capture the carrier game last night. I landed below deck on the red carrier. I exited my plane to reset the timeout counter. I exited my plane to shoot the opposing players.

One player on the opposing team cussed me and indicated that I had ruined the game. This occurred shortly after he landed below deck and I shot up his plane. This discussion continued on world chat for awhile. The childish name calling continued. It was obvious that we were not going to agree.

I have since inquired of other players both in and outside the squad and the responses I got were mixed but most indicated that they did see it as an inappropriate tactic.

I think it would be good for the Misfits to have an official position on this tactic. To use or not to use. I am fine with what ever decision is reached.

I for one, do not view this as a glitch and think we should be able to use it as it is now part of the game.


I heard the pilot can't be killed when he's out of the plane but don't actually know that for sure. I think if you can be killed, do it. If not, then obviously it's a glitch and we better not. I could care less about getting out and then back in the plane to reset the timer though...don't really see the harm in that.


I don't think it's a glitch. I get out of my plane when I see a red enter the carrier. I shoot it..get back in my plane. I think the ability for the soldier to take care of business was intended. The red too can exit the plane and have a fire fight.
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[*M]ONSTER CANNON wrote:

[*M]Comet wrote:

[*M] GAW wrote: I was in a capture the carrier game last night. I landed below deck on the red carrier. I exited my plane to reset the timeout counter. I exited my plane to shoot the opposing players.

One player on the opposing team cussed me and indicated that I had ruined the game. This occurred shortly after he landed below deck and I shot up his plane. This discussion continued on world chat for awhile. The childish name calling continued. It was obvious that we were not going to agree.

I have since inquired of other players both in and outside the squad and the responses I got were mixed but most indicated that they did see it as an inappropriate tactic.

I think it would be good for the Misfits to have an official position on this tactic. To use or not to use. I am fine with what ever decision is reached.

I for one, do not view this as a glitch and think we should be able to use it as it is now part of the game.


I heard the pilot can't be killed when he's out of the plane but don't actually know that for sure. I think if you can be killed, do it. If not, then obviously it's a glitch and we better not. I could care less about getting out and then back in the plane to reset the timer though...don't really see the harm in that.


I don't think it's a glitch. I get out of my plane when I see a red enter the carrier. I shoot it..get back in my plane. I think the ability for the soldier to take care of business was intended. The red too can exit the plane and have a fire fight.


I recall Zup stating the option to exit ones aircraft. This terminated the old glitch where people were able to parachute onto a carrier and tank it to death or that was his intention. Thinking fair tactic if opposition can do the same.
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Just had a great game with Pagan, and wanted to come by and say thanks for switching to help me. Even though it wound up 3 vs.2 against us, he stayed to the end in true Misfit style! My plane still sucks, so I credit Pagan with us being able to hold them off as long as we did!
Great game Brother Pagan!

I also want to thank Lt. Dan for some aiming tips he gave me the other day. Before your help, I couldn't hit squat! Now, my aim is starting to come together, and I might actually become a decent player again!
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Hello all Mistfits I would like to ask to join your square Lt. Dang
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[M]LtDan nhouse wrote: Hello all Mistfits I would like to ask to join your square Lt. Dang


Square? WhatchutalkinboutLtDan

I sent you a pm...also asking whatchutalkinboutltdan
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Freimann wrote: Just had a great game with Pagan, and wanted to come by and say thanks for switching to help me. Even though it wound up 3 vs.2 against us, he stayed to the end in true Misfit style! My plane still sucks, so I credit Pagan with us being able to hold them off as long as we did!
Great game Brother Pagan!

I also want to thank Lt. Dan for some aiming tips he gave me the other day. Before your help, I couldn't hit squat! Now, my aim is starting to come together, and I might actually become a decent player again!
Thanks Brother Dan!

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Think you were at a different game lol , methinks twas you who did most damage to them , at one point I thought of swapping back to help them out a bit lol. Great to fly with you sir , didn't like to see you out numbered like that so just had to swap to even it up a bit. :)
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