Cue Ball wrote: Happy Nipple day, I mean Birth day Stryker.
What??? Are your nipples allowed to be happy only one day a year? Seems pretty oppressive to me. If I were a nipple, I'd want to be happy everyday, but if I couldn't, I'd want to be happy the majority of my days. Why are nipples discriminated against anyway? The overwhelming majority likes them, so most people should actually be biased in favor of happy nipples. Of course, you only hurt the ones you love, but you want them to be happy in the long run. I had absolutely no idea unhappy nipples were such a problem, so thanks for bringing this issue to the national spotlight. I must say that nipples are troopers...nipples don't complain about being unhappy, nor do they flaunt it when they're allowed to be happy. If nipples can only be happy one day a year, it's really a crisis that needs to be addressed immediately! I, for one, will do what I can to promote nipple happiness, but I'm just one man. I think this problem needs a government agency, funded by more tax dollars, to combat this heinous discrimination!
Support happy nipples...thank a nipple today!!!
Also, happy birthday Stryker. I hope you & your happy nipples have a great day!!!