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Utah70 wrote: I am almost there!!!!
I must find more time to play!!!!!
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The diabolical plan of having the game not work for apple is right on schedule!!!!

The $ to have someone (a mom) disrupt BH's WiFi was well spent!!!!!


Mewwhahahahahahahahah

Seems to be working so well...im actually heading towards you :blink:
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Utah70 wrote: I am almost there!!!!
I must find more time to play!!!!!
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The diabolical plan of having the game not work for apple is right on schedule!!!!

The $ to have someone (a mom) disrupt BH's WiFi was well spent!!!!!


Mewwhahahahahahahahah


I'll just play on Android!! :whistle: :evil:
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I guess a sign of addiction would be my continuous checking to see if the server is up...think i need dog fight anonymous meetings.
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GreyGhost wrote: So was in a what would have been a killer game with °°213 and lost connection. Tried 20 times to get back in that game and it says either server full, or sorry no connection. :huh: thats new. So i trot in side to find out that my wife is on the phone with the wifi company and our towers are down do to the 60mph winds were haven. :( so now dogfighting for me till its fixed. This sucks!!


Isn't there a little football game you gotta watch anyways? Can't wait to have my Vikings get their butts handed to them by the Seahawks. Who'sthisguy is gonna have a good afternoon.
I'll try to cheer for the Chiefs but I fear for them..
Birdie

Ps, my iPad isn't working in the game either


Go Hawks! My football season has been so lame this year. I work Sundays now. Add to that that i dont get antennae reception and i dont have cable, so im screwed! Maybe I'll go to the casino accross the street and have a bowl of Phó. Let the customers wait!

Hmmmm where's the other should be Hawks fan, BTJ!? I hope he's ok. Hes gonna have a lot of reading to do.

Speaking of that, just finished my five PAGES of squad thread homework.

So excited for all you Chief Air Marshals!

Good job Frag for getting that KDR over 1.0! Now you have the statistical advantage!! :)
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Utah70 wrote: Birdie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hiya :P


Hellooooooooo Rappy!
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GreyGhost wrote: So was in a what would have been a killer game with °°213 and lost connection. Tried 20 times to get back in that game and it says either server full, or sorry no connection. :huh: thats new. So i trot in side to find out that my wife is on the phone with the wifi company and our towers are down do to the 60mph winds were haven. :( so now dogfighting for me till its fixed. This sucks!!


Isn't there a little football game you gotta watch anyways? Can't wait to have my Vikings get their butts handed to them by the Seahawks. Who'sthisguy is gonna have a good afternoon.
I'll try to cheer for the Chiefs but I fear for them..
Birdie

Ps, my iPad isn't working in the game either


Go Hawks! My football season has been so lame this year. I work Sundays now. Add to that that i dont get antennae reception and i dont have cable, so im screwed! Maybe I'll go to the casino accross the street and have a bowl of Phó. Let the customers wait!

Hmmmm where's the other should be Hawks fan, BTJ!? I hope he's ok. Hes gonna have a lot of reading to do.

Speaking of that, just finished my five PAGES of squad thread homework.

So excited for all you Chief Air Marshals!

Good job Frag for getting that KDR over 1.0! Now you have the statistical advantage!! :)


You sound almost as sad as Hulk is!
Seahawks are ahead by 7 already
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bware wrote: Much respect to all the single parents out there!
I'm giving it a shot this week while the wife is enjoying someplace warmer than here. Let's hope I don't lose the kid or burn the place down.





Best of luck wingman!!!! Your gonna need it..... Once in my younger days I was approach with a similar situation by my then wife. She felt somewhat under appreciated or some silly girl haten men thing she was going going thru at the time. At any rate I arrogantly took on the challenge. At the airport as she was boarding, she turned and lovingly blew a kiss to the kids and then with and evil smile said to me " I wish I could watch this happen!" My smile changed from one of support to one of confusion and worry. She then shouted as she walked thru the door on the plane. "Don't loose them, rent them out for farm labor and God help you Bryan if they don't look just as they did when I left!" I waved and and said at least as loud as she had " your such a joker honey we already miss you!!!! The door closed and the kids ran to the window and cried out as the plane was backed away to the runway.

A stange ladies walked by with a look of distress on her face and her hand over her mouth mumbled something like those poor children........

Being the primary care giver of children (yes even your own), one must be able to ware many different hats, also one must be able to switch up these hats at any given moment. One should also appreciate a good bourbon and partake frequently or have a damn good prescription forms nerves!

The words of my then wife were repeating there selves in my mind walking back to the car at the airport. I chuckled and said to my three kids " your mom, sometimes she is funny huh?" The begain to cry yet again!

Wingman, good luck. I was able to not be tempted to lease my children out as farm laborers..... But I did lose my middle child later that day at the mall on are way home, I almost burnt my house down later that week cooking dinner, I got busy taking gum out of the hair of my oldest girl and simply forgot I was cooking. A lot happened that week, to much to mention here. They didn't look at all the same as they had when mom had boarded the plane a short week earlier. The loss of weight wasn't very much really and I think that cutting my oldest hair do to that fact I made the gum in the hair issue so bad it warranted being cut. Didn't help sell my story of "It was like you weren't even gone". Not only that but the contractor was only half way thru with repairs from the fire. Anyway, after that,the kids stayed at grandmas house when mom took a break.

Many years later she had mentioned postponing a trip because her parents wouldn't be able to watch the kids. When I offered my services she rolled her eyes (I hated when she did that). Said to me " Listen super dad, I was told by the kids psychologist to never ever leave there dad as primary caregiver".
I said what psychologists????


Anyway good luck my friend, I too have much respect for mothers there job can only be done well by them!!!!

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Utah70 wrote: I am almost there!!!!
I must find more time to play!!!!!
Can't be passed by
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The diabolical plan of having the game not work for apple is right on schedule!!!!

The $ to have someone (a mom) disrupt BH's WiFi was well spent!!!!!


Mewwhahahahahahahahah


Why oh why on a Sunday? It's the only time I really get to play, arrrgh ! I'm sad with Hulk and whosethisguy and Mike and GreyGhost, that's a whole lotta sadness man
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Uplandbird wrote:

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GreyGhost wrote: So was in a what would have been a killer game with °°213 and lost connection. Tried 20 times to get back in that game and it says either server full, or sorry no connection. :huh: thats new. So i trot in side to find out that my wife is on the phone with the wifi company and our towers are down do to the 60mph winds were haven. :( so now dogfighting for me till its fixed. This sucks!!


Isn't there a little football game you gotta watch anyways? Can't wait to have my Vikings get their butts handed to them by the Seahawks. Who'sthisguy is gonna have a good afternoon.
I'll try to cheer for the Chiefs but I fear for them..
Birdie

Ps, my iPad isn't working in the game either


Go Hawks! My football season has been so lame this year. I work Sundays now. Add to that that i dont get antennae reception and i dont have cable, so im screwed! Maybe I'll go to the casino accross the street and have a bowl of Phó. Let the customers wait!

Hmmmm where's the other should be Hawks fan, BTJ!? I hope he's ok. Hes gonna have a lot of reading to do.

Speaking of that, just finished my five PAGES of squad thread homework.

So excited for all you Chief Air Marshals!

Good job Frag for getting that KDR over 1.0! Now you have the statistical advantage!! :)


You sound almost as sad as Hulk is!
Seahawks are ahead by 7 already


Sweet! Thanks! Keep 'em comin'!

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Cant play Dogfight, sighhhh.

Four more hours in the office. What am i s'posed to do: work?? Screw that, im gettin some phó and watching the Hawks next door.

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Ok, I have now tried to get in a game 47,567,984times. Maybe just one more will do the trick. DOH

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Whosethisguy wrote: Cant play Dogfight, sighhhh.

Four more hours in the office. What am i s'posed to do: work?? Screw that, im gettin some phó and watching the Hawks next door.


Holy moly, it's tied game now...
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MEEWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITE THAT APPLE!!!!

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Hey Misfits! You gotta check out the website listed below:

(From a thread I started):

McFate wrote: I've been perusing the early forum posts and finding some interesting stuff. They seem to be hosted mostly by zup and *420*.

This website was posted by "The Mean Fiddler" 2 years, 4 months ago. It has reconstruction pics, performance and operation reviews of many of the planes we "fly" here. The detailts, literally, go right down to the brass tacks! B)

Enjoy!

thevintageaviator.co.nz/node

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How about just getting DF TO WORK!!!!!
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Ok who bombed the servers!!!?????
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OK!!! Enough screwing around!!, did those droid players bomb the apple servers again!!!CMON PEOPLE THATS ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP!!! Get the damn game working again!!!!
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Utah70 wrote:

bware wrote: Much respect to all the single parents out there!
I'm giving it a shot this week while the wife is enjoying someplace warmer than here. Let's hope I don't lose the kid or burn the place down.





Best of luck wingman!!!! Your gonna need it..... Once in my younger days I was approach with a similar situation by my then wife. She felt somewhat under appreciated or some silly girl haten men thing she was going going thru at the time. At any rate I arrogantly took on the challenge. At the airport as she was boarding, she turned and lovingly blew a kiss to the kids and then with and evil smile said to me " I wish I could watch this happen!" My smile changed from one of support to one of confusion and worry. She then shouted as she walked thru the door on the plane. "Don't loose them, rent them out for farm labor and God help you Bryan if they don't look just as they did when I left!" I waved and and said at least as loud as she had " your such a joker honey we already miss you!!!! The door closed and the kids ran to the window and cried out as the plane was backed away to the runway.

A stange ladies walked by with a look of distress on her face and her hand over her mouth mumbled something like those poor children........

Being the primary care giver of children (yes even your own), one must be able to ware many different hats, also one must be able to switch up these hats at any given moment. One should also appreciate a good bourbon and partake frequently or have a damn good prescription forms nerves!

The words of my then wife were repeating there selves in my mind walking back to the car at the airport. I chuckled and said to my three kids " your mom, sometimes she is funny huh?" The begain to cry yet again!

Wingman, good luck. I was able to not be tempted to lease my children out as farm laborers..... But I did lose my middle child later that day at the mall on are way home, I almost burnt my house down later that week cooking dinner, I got busy taking gum out of the hair of my oldest girl and simply forgot I was cooking. A lot happened that week, to much to mention here. They didn't look at all the same as they had when mom had boarded the plane a short week earlier. The loss of weight wasn't very much really and I think that cutting my oldest hair do to that fact I made the gum in the hair issue so bad it warranted being cut. Didn't help sell my story of "It was like you weren't even gone". Not only that but the contractor was only half way thru with repairs from the fire. Anyway, after that,the kids stayed at grandmas house when mom took a break.

Many years later she had mentioned postponing a trip because her parents wouldn't be able to watch the kids. When I offered my services she rolled her eyes (I hated when she did that). Said to me " Listen super dad, I was told by the kids psychologist to never ever leave there dad as primary caregiver".
I said what psychologists????


Anyway good luck my friend, I too have much respect for mothers there job can only be done well by them!!!!


For those of you Misfits haven't seen the Bill Cosby, Himself DVD ya gotta. He is the greatest Dad in the world, especially when the wife caught him feeding chocolate cake to his kids for breakfast. Kinda reminds me of Someone....
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Vonkopp wrote: :woohoo: :angry: :pinch: i can't play. HULK SAD!!!

It's not true,you are an excellent player, you just need more practice.
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Vonkopp wrote: Ok, I have now tried to get in a game 47,567,984times. Maybe just one more will do the trick. DOH


Try it another 47,567,984 times! that should do the trick!! :woohoo: :whistle:
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Vonkopp wrote: :woohoo: :angry: :pinch: i can't play. HULK SAD!!!

It's not true,you are an excellent player, you just need more practice.

Not ME, the servers are down. But thanks for the pep talk. lol

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Utah70 wrote: MEEWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITE THAT APPLE!!!!

Who said an apple a day
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Seeing as how no one can check the ranking. I would like to announce that I am in first place. I hope I don't hurt my arm, patting myself on the back. But, I AM GREAT.

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Hmmm I could have sworn you were right below me at level 2
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Pistolpete59 wrote: OK!!! Enough screwing around!!, did those droid players bomb the apple servers again!!!CMON PEOPLE THATS ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP!!! Get the damn game working again!!!!





Howdy Pissy Pete!!!!

Read down (earlier today)

Mewhahahahahahaha

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Jeeze, i left my lunch at the casino just in time to miss the action.

Thanks UpBird for the updates! Found a simple text version of whats happening.
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Whosethisguy wrote: Jeeze, i left my lunch at the casino just in time to miss the action.

Thanks UpBird for the updates! Found a simple text version of whats happening.


Another fine demonstration of a crapalanche by the Minnesota Vikings
Seahawks 41 Vikings 20
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Ok guys and girls.who is mistasteal ur girl say he knows b ware b I'm sorry but - must hunt no one says they covers my wife in *****
Got this the penalty for this is death. Grt flights to all rabbit hunts
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Utah70 wrote:

bware wrote: Much respect to all the single parents out there!
I'm giving it a shot this week while the wife is enjoying someplace warmer than here. Let's hope I don't lose the kid or burn the place down.





Best of luck wingman!!!! Your gonna need it..... Once in my younger days I was approach with a similar situation by my then wife. She felt somewhat under appreciated or some silly girl haten men thing she was going going thru at the time. At any rate I arrogantly took on the challenge. At the airport as she was boarding, she turned and lovingly blew a kiss to the kids and then with and evil smile said to me " I wish I could watch this happen!" My smile changed from one of support to one of confusion and worry. She then shouted as she walked thru the door on the plane. "Don't loose them, rent them out for farm labor and God help you Bryan if they don't look just as they did when I left!" I waved and and said at least as loud as she had " your such a joker honey we already miss you!!!! The door closed and the kids ran to the window and cried out as the plane was backed away to the runway.

A stange ladies walked by with a look of distress on her face and her hand over her mouth mumbled something like those poor children........

Being the primary care giver of children (yes even your own), one must be able to ware many different hats, also one must be able to switch up these hats at any given moment. One should also appreciate a good bourbon and partake frequently or have a damn good prescription forms nerves!

The words of my then wife were repeating there selves in my mind walking back to the car at the airport. I chuckled and said to my three kids " your mom, sometimes she is funny huh?" The begain to cry yet again!

Wingman, good luck. I was able to not be tempted to lease my children out as farm laborers..... But I did lose my middle child later that day at the mall on are way home, I almost burnt my house down later that week cooking dinner, I got busy taking gum out of the hair of my oldest girl and simply forgot I was cooking. A lot happened that week, to much to mention here. They didn't look at all the same as they had when mom had boarded the plane a short week earlier. The loss of weight wasn't very much really and I think that cutting my oldest hair do to that fact I made the gum in the hair issue so bad it warranted being cut. Didn't help sell my story of "It was like you weren't even gone". Not only that but the contractor was only half way thru with repairs from the fire. Anyway, after that,the kids stayed at grandmas house when mom took a break.

Many years later she had mentioned postponing a trip because her parents wouldn't be able to watch the kids. When I offered my services she rolled her eyes (I hated when she did that). Said to me " Listen super dad, I was told by the kids psychologist to never ever leave there dad as primary caregiver".
I said what psychologists????


Anyway good luck my friend, I too have much respect for mothers there job can only be done well by them!!!!


Hey Mr.Mom, just remember that pampers melt in the maytag dryer. Put the cryaons up one drawer higher. Lmao
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