MHS
Well today i was walking around my job looking for the boss, to yell at him so assuming the wrong idea about some things today. Whenin walks a older man, wareing a brown shirt and MANTY HOSE, yes i said Manty Hose! Asked me for the bathroom and where he can find the Head Boss. I told him where to go and walked off to the kitchen to finish my work. Never thought any thing about it...... Well later on while i was at the post office i saw that same man!

then it clicked MHS!!

he walked right up to me and said i seen you earlier. Then he proceeded to ask me if I was interested in Manty hose for men!

With out batting an eye i said nope, us Misfits love our stretchy pants. I finished paying for the cards to be sent out to foust. The man wouldnt stop following me, so i pulled upmy stretchy pants and ran my ass of out the door to my van, and peeled out of there!

i think he followed me home.

BTJ i need help! I cant find my aluminum hat, and they may are able to track me now.