Hey falcons,
a Hairpiece is in apparent need of a hearing aid.
The following are our supposed orders from the dictator at the 'maternal squad'
" Interesting sidebar: The Falclones reportedly have a "M.O.M Hit List" and a covert edict to shoot M.O.Ms first, switch from a M.O.M's team when possible, and limit any contact with M.O.Ms."
dreamt up while smoking god knows what?
It would be interesting to see who his sources are on this info.
too bad the dream of becoming a falcon leader will never realize because we wouldnt let him pass falcon recruit evaluation with the poor 'language issues'
oh btw to prove his mental prowess in a competition for who can best imitate a 9 year old, he has decided to call us
Falclowns, hahaha, get it, falclowns

next time he needs help thinking of something funny, he should perhaps seek our advice. This humor thing is not really his forte .... GRRRRRRRR cant find the punctuation mark that goes on top of e